Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🎄🍔🍟 "Don't blame the holidays for that extra serving of pie – you were already rocking that 'summer bod' in August! Maybe your beach towel needed a little more loving than your salad bowl 🤷♂️🤣 #HolidayFeastFail" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive. A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it. Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays. The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.
