I need to figure out what Iβm going to wear to the couch on New Yearβs Eve. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a pajama fashion show on the couch runway! πποΈπ Related funny posts π€ Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals. I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. I think some outfits just arenβt meant to be worn unless youβre getting straight into a car. A 12 step program but itβs just me getting off the couch. I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.