I need to figure out what Iโm going to wear to the couch on New Yearโs Eve. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a pajama fashion show on the couch runway! ๐๐๏ธ๐ Related funny posts ๐ค Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals. I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. I think some outfits just arenโt meant to be worn unless youโre getting straight into a car. A 12 step program but itโs just me getting off the couch. I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.