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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Shared recently on Facebook:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I wanna date one of those guys who really loves their girlfriend.

Going viral on YouTube:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Trending via Threads:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Trending via Instagram:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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Well, isn't that a gas-tastic quote! 💨😂 I mean, who knew being startled could lead to unexpected sound effects? This person should definitely come with a "Caution: May Fart Easily" warning label! Just imagine the possible chaos in a haunted house or during a surprise party 🎉. Remember folks, always approach with care and avoid any jump scares!

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84 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.

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Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Double chins are better than double faces.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

Spotted on Messenger:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Broadcasted on Threads:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Breaking via Messenger:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Making waves on Threads:

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

Just landed via Slack:

Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.

Breaking via Discord:

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Live now on Twitch:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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