Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.
  • Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.
  • The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.
  • All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
  • Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.
  • If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.