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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.