Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I… Commentary:"Sorry, can't hear your unsolicited advice over the sick beats in my ears! 🎧🎸 Talk to me after the concert, when my tolerance for chit-chat is back from vacation!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog. Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind. Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode. Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.
