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Love having solo parties; the guest list is always perfect! 🎉😄🛋️
33 Funny personal space quotes
It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.
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The moment you realize you're the monarch of Movie Seat Kingdom! 👑🎥🍿
Unpopular activity: minding your own business.
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Finally found the secret to happiness: ignoring everyone else's drama! 🙉🤫😎
They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.
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Finally, a place where my shopping cart and I can practice social distancing 😄🛒✨
Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.
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It's time to let the elephant ghost us, trunk calls aren't for everyone! 🐘📵😂
When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.
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Feeling like a popular loner, the eternal struggle! 😂🪑😅
Touch my butt, not my coffee.
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When it comes to priorities, my butt is negotiable, but coffee is a sacred no-touch zone! ☕🍑😂
I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.
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That moment when my nose wants to file its own paperwork 😅🚫👃
A fly swatter, but for close talkers.
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Just when you thought personal space was safe… enter the Close Talker Swatter! 🦟🚫👃😄
A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.
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Sounds like she's mastered the art of stealth fitness! 🛌🏃♀️😂