💾 Save Image Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Following a salt truck in the snow: When you've got your very own salty entourage clearing the way for your grand entrance! 🚔❄️ #MidwestVibes" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened. Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor. Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic. Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car. I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: day, driving, escort, humor, Midwest, police, police escort, road, road trip, salt, salt truck, snowy, snowy day, trip, truck, winter