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Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Going viral on Discord:

There’s a certain nothing about you.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Live now on Messenger:

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

Shared recently on Discord:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

Trending via Threads:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Humorous quote about snowy driving, comparing salt trucks to a Midwest police escort.
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Commentary:
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31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

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I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Going bananas on Reddit:

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Just landed via Telegram:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Going viral on Discord:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Going viral on X:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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