Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest pol… Commentary:"Following a salt truck in the snow: When you've got your very own salty entourage clearing the way for your grand entrance! 🚔❄️ #MidwestVibes" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened. Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic. Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car. When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault. Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.