Commentary:
Sounds like my math skills are taking a vacation too, but who can say no to a trip that calculates its own fun? 😂✈️💸
46 Funny trip quotes
I’m afraid of tripping on the street and FIFA awarding a penalty to Messi.
Commentary:
When you’re just trying to walk down the street, but Messi suddenly appears, ready to take the shot 😂⚽🚶♂️
My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.
Commentary:
So your husband cracked the mysterious 'sock code'? Next he'll invent the wheel! 🧦🔄😂
Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.
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"Welcome back, dear! Get comfy, because it's time for our internet marathon! 🎥🍿😂"
Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.
Commentary:
That's one epic road trip! 🚗💉 Hopefully, there's a rest stop at the lymph nodes! 😂🌎
It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.
Commentary:
When you realize your road trip snack stash could fund a sugar factory 🍭🍫🍪🚗
Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.
Commentary:
Sounds like dads view rest stops as a personal vendetta against time and traffic 🚗💨🚫⛽😅
Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.
Commentary:
Sounds like I just got a surprise vacation that my wallet wasn't ready for! 💸✈️😂
Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.
Commentary:
Can’t promise I’ll return with a bookshelf, but guaranteed meatball mission success! 🛒🥢🤣
I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.
Commentary:
Trading in cruise ships for X-rays and MRI scans! ✈️➡️🩻👴😂