Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like even fate itself couldn't get you out of that Monday morning meeting! 🤣 #BlameItOnTheUniverse #WorkLifeWoahs" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late. Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control. Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious. Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.