Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
  • There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.
  • Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.
  • No email needs to tell me not to reply.
  • If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?
  • Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.