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"Looks like someone's aiming for the 'chili' score on Sundays! 🏈🌶️ Bet that game day snack will come back around to haunt you later! 💨🚽 #SuperBowelShowdown"

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

I’m really into writing short fiction, mainly to-do lists.

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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