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Sometimes life is “Eat, pray, love,” and sometimes it’s “Scroll, snack, overthink.”

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The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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Mercury retrograde: because adulting is hard, and sometimes you just need a celestial excuse.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

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Just landed via Messenger:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

Breaking via Facebook:

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

Spotted on Reddit:

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Breaking via Pinterest:

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

Trending via TikTok:

Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Spotted on Threads:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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51 shares on X this month:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

81 shares on Twitch this month:

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

53 shares on Threads this month:

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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Trending via Discord:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Going bananas on TikTok:

My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

Shared recently on Slack:

I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Just landed via Slack:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Making waves on Telegram:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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