Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Commentary:
Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast 🥂😅 #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved”

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