Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Where's the sign-up sheet for "eating snacks on the couch" club? πΏπ π Related funny posts π€ I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didnβt know how good I had it. The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge. A 12 step program but itβs just me getting off the couch. I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does. At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.