Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested! Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Or as I like to call it, the ultimate "we need to talk" simulator! πππ Related funny posts π€ My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical. Iβm living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking. I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”. Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang? Everyoneβs gangster until they need to pee.