Commentary:
Clearly, the real love story is between your heart and a student loan 😂🎓💔📚
Funny Masters quotes
People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”
Commentary:
"Because sometimes student loans double as therapy bills! 🎓😂 #EmotionalSupportTuition"
Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.
Commentary:
"Men: Masters of multitasking – balancing sports 🏈, laundry 🧺, and remembering important dates like your birthday 🎉…whoops, scratch that last one! 😂"
The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.
Commentary:
"Watch out, golfers! Forget about the sand traps, it's hungry alligators you should be wary of now! 🐊⛳️ Who will come out on top – the golfers or the gators? It's a whole new level of excitement at The Masters! 😂"
Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.
Commentary:
"Nothing quite like the soothing sounds of golf to lull a dad into a peaceful slumber 😴⛳️ Who needs action-packed sports when you can enjoy the excitement of birdies and bogeys in dreamland? #DadLife"
Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.
Commentary:
Trying to decide if I should apply for the job or just invest in a burrito and call it a career 🍽️💼😂
Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.
Commentary:
Where's the sign-up sheet for "eating snacks on the couch" club? 🍿🏠😂