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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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God’s plan for me is super weird so far.