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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

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When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

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No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

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Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

I should’ve existed as a tree.

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My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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