Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Lost on my way to logic, ended up here instead! 🤪🧭✨ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions? Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones. My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said. Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense? There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.