Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Ex's be like "I gave you everything". Yeah, trust issues.

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“Ex’s be like ‘I gave you everything’. Yeah, trust issues. 🙄 Sounds like they’re giving everything except honesty and loyalty! 😂 #EpicFail”

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