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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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Funny breakup quotes are the perfect antidote to heartache 😂💔, turning tears into laughter with a dash of humor and wit! Whether you’re navigating the single life or just need a giggle, these clever snippets help you see the sunny ☀️ side of splitsville. From cheeky comebacks to sassy insights, they’re your go-to for a mood lift. Embrace your independence with a smile 😊 and discover the lighter side of love’s little mishaps!

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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Broadcasted on X:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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