Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Well, if Felony Vandalism is a girl's name, she must be quite the mischief-maker 🎨🚓👩🎨. Watch out for those spray cans and sharpies! Who knew that breaking the law could sound so elegant and daring at the same time? 🌟 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi. Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’. My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.