Commentary:
Survived another day without upgrading my emotions to a criminal record—progress! 🚓😂🎉
Funny felony quotes
Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.
Commentary:
"Remember, being yourself is not just good advice, it's also the law 😄🕵️♂️ So, spare yourself the trouble of a potential 'identity theft' charge – stay true, stay fabulous! 💃👮♂️"
Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.
Commentary:
Well, if Felony Vandalism is a girl's name, she must be quite the mischief-maker 🎨🚓👩🎨. Watch out for those spray cans and sharpies! Who knew that breaking the law could sound so elegant and daring at the same time? 🌟