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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.