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Looks like I'll need to set multiple alarms and stock up on popcorn just in case 🍿⏰😅
31 Funny war quotes
It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.
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The early bird catches the cannonball! 🐦🔫😄
Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”
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Clapping in the trenches: "We really nailed that war thing, didn't we?" 😂👏🪖
Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”
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"Grok's got the tough job now — managing TV remotes and snack supply lines! 🍿🛋️💪"
Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.
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“When your music taste gets ahead of your history notes 😂🎶📚”
Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.
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Level up achieved! 🏆 Next quest: The fridge invasion! 🚪🍕😄
Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.
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Why do battles always happen at bedtime? 🛌💥🧠🤯
If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.
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When war meets Instagram: Mission accomplished, but first, let's get that perfect moody shot. 📸😎💣
Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.
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Ah, the good ol' days when dodging bullets was easier than sending a text! 📜📱🤣
Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.
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Guess times have changed from shields to snuggles! 🛡️➡️🥄 #CuddleWarriors