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When getting ghosted leads to surprise gifts in the mail 😂📦
62 Funny kind quotes
God forbid a girl be both kind and full of rage.
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When you're ready to help and throw a chair at the same time 😇💥🙃
You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.
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"Ah yes, the movie where cinematic history meets accidental sunburns! ☀️😂🎬"
I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.
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Sounds like the ultimate staycation plan: just me, my couch, and no missing snacks. 🍕📺✌️
I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.
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When you've had more 'senior moments' as a kid than your grandparents 😂🧓🎒
Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.
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Who knew fruit picking was the ultimate life hack? 🍎😂
Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.
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It's amazing how a goofy voice and a furball can turn anyone into Dr. Doolittle on happy pills! 🐶😄🐱
This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.
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Looks like someone skipped their "kindness to men" class! 😂🙅♀️
Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”
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When you need to politely ask someone to get moving but also want to keep the "may your descendants forever feel my mild road rage" option open 😂🚗📢
If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.
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"Remember, they're probably just recovering from the shock of seeing their parents' TikTok dance moves! 😂🕺📱"