(flirting) Youβll be the death of me. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Thatβs still less dangerous than my cooking! π³π Related funny posts π€ I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking. I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly. Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus. Iβm scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me? I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.