I love when the universe delivers receipts. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When karma goes paperless and starts emailing hilarious updates 📧😂🧾 Related funny posts 🤝 I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday. Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date. If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt. “Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions. I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.