Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”