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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

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48 shares on Threads this month:

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

29 shares on X this month:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

84 shares on Threads this month:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

74 shares on Slack this month:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

97 shares on Instagram this month:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

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Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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Spotted on Twitch:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Just shared via Slack:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Shared recently on Twitch:

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

Spotted on Facebook:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Going bananas on Reddit:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

Seen just now on Instagram:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

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