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  • My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.
  • Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.
  • When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.
  • “Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.
  • Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.
  • I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.