I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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“Ah, the age-old wisdom of never judging a book by its cover…unless we’re talking about people, then it’s apparently a free-for-all based on their faces! 🤨📚😂 Looks like someone missed the memo that ‘stupid faces’ don’t always equal evil intentions! 😉”

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