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Feeling "peaked" about this correction? Join the club—I thought it involved mountain climbing! 😂📚🏔️
28 Funny case quotes
Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.
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"Trying to sound smart but secretly consulting my phone like it's the dictionary hotline 📞🤔😂"
Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.
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Who needs Netflix when you've got real-life drama and courtroom popcorn 🍿👨⚖️😂
My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?
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The struggle was real! Back in the day, we had to worry about one ringy dingy and not battery percentage! ☎️💸📞
Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.
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Aliens are probably watching us like we’re the universe’s longest-running sitcom 😂👽🍿
You ever hold an iPhone without a case on it? You can almost feel its eagerness to toss itself onto some pavement.
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Bold of you to assume I've ever taken the case off—it's like giving buttered toast a chance to land face down!
Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.
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That's some serious commitment to the art of posting! 🪒😄
I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.
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When I get famous, my voicemail mixtape will be called "Unexpected Interludes" 🎶📞😂
I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.
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"Note to self: stop writing my autobiography in meme format! 📚😂🔍"
There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.
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"Guess I'm ready for a 'fur' real party with the wrong kind of cougar! 🍷🐱 #CatastrophicMisunderstandings"