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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
34 Funny set quotes
Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.
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Job applications would be so much easier if you could just "buy one, get one free" with your bestie! 🛍️👯♀️💼
Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.
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Who needs WiFi when you've got all 32 volumes of vintage muscle power? 📚💪😂
Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.
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Thanks for the family heirloom, but did it come with a return policy? 😂🧠👨👩👧👦
And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.
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"Just call me the soul-ar flare! 🔥✨"
Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.
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"Running on 'wishful thinking' time ⏰😴🚀 #AlarmClockFail"
Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.
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"Time travel goals: destination 'now'! 🚀⏰ Because why visit the past when the present has snacks? 🍕😄"
Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.
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"Ah yes, the classic pillow vs. brain showdown! 🛏️😴🧠 Who will win tonight? 🤔💤"
Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.
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"🏰🎩🤣 Can you picture the world united in the noble quest of getting you a magnificent castle? 🌍🤝 Who knew that a fairytale dream of luxury could be the ultimate peacekeeper! 🏰✨ #CastleForAll #WorldUnityGoals"
“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.
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"Ah, the 'People you may know' list – always a rollercoaster of questionable acquaintances 🔥🙅♂️. Maybe let's not add them as a friend, just in case things start heating up a bit too much! 😜"