Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like an advanced relationship skills class! ππβ€οΈβπ₯ Related funny posts π€ Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up. My phone and itβs charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesnβt. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.