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Sounds like quite the rollercoaster! 🎢 Just make sure you have snacks for the ride, because chewing on regrets isn't very filling! 😅🥚🚀
16 Funny gun quotes
When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.
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When love hits you harder than a 90s boy band 😂💘🔫
Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.
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When you want to be the center of attention but end up just toe-tally embarrassed instead 🎯😅👟
Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.
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Taking "Silent Night" to new levels since 1829 😂🎄👮♂️📡
Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.
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In today’s episode of "I need stronger coffee," introducing Espresso Shotgun! 💥☕😁
This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.
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"Just in case of a high-noon showdown with the reflection sheriff! 🤠🔫😆"
They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.
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"Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping"
Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.
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"Yee-haw! 🤠🔫 Looks like we've got some feline cowboys patrolling the neighborhood! Just watch out for those cat-robbers, partner! 😸🐾 #WildWestWhiskers"
Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.
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"Looks like Uncle Buck decided to bring a whole new meaning to 'pass the gravy, not the Glock' this Thanksgiving! 🦃🔫 Better keep the mashed potatoes handy for any potential food fights, just in case! 😅"
“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.
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"Well, maybe they just wanted to stab in style? 🤷♂️ Or perhaps they were promoting a double-edged approach to conflict resolution! 🔪💥 Just hoping nobody shows up with a cannon next time! 🤣"