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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.
I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.
My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.
Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.
The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Commentary:
"Memory of a goldfish in training! 🐠 P.S. If you see my keys, remind them who I am! 🔑😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Commentary:
"Who needs hell when you've experienced the shrill cries of disappointed kids on Christmas morning? 🔊🎅 Remember folks, always keep those batteries stocked up or face the wrath of tiny humans!"
5 months ago
Share →: I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of finally reaching that age where the appropriate response to news of pregnancy isn't just panic and confusion 😅👶 Congratulations on reaching this milestone of adulting where feigning excitement becomes a necessary skill! 🎉"
5 months ago
Share →: My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Commentary:
"Introducing the master of memory lapses and forgetting names faster than a squirrel on caffeine! 🤷‍♂️💥 Say hello to the Forget-Me-Not King/Queen! 🤣👑 #NameGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Commentary:
"Oh, the art of pretending gone wrong! 🙈 Texting back can be such a perilous endeavor, with great power comes great forgetfulness! 💬🚫 #SorryNotSorry"
5 months ago
Share →: Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Commentary:
"Oops! Looks like I've left my trusty sword of connectivity at home today. 🤦‍♂️ Who knew that facing the day without our phones would be as nerve-wracking as facing a dragon without a sword? 🐉⚔️ Stay brave, fellow modern-day knights, and may we all survive this epic quest of forgetfulness!"
5 months ago
Share →: Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Commentary:
"Who knew doing the dishes could turn into a way more exciting task 🍽️🔫 Some might say this method adds a whole new level of 'dish cleaning' efficiency! 💥😄 #InnovativeHousekeeping"
5 months ago
Share →: “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Commentary:
"Oh the classic 'here' 🤔! A mystical place where things vanish into thin air, never to be seen again! 🪄 Who needs enemies when you have 'here' as your sabotage master! 🤪 #EpicFail"
5 months ago
Share →: Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Commentary:
"Who knew forgetfulness could be so profitable 😅💸 Just make sure you don't have too many 'accidents' or you might end up saving more than you bargained for! #FinanceHumor"
5 months ago
Share →: Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Commentary:
Oh, the power of music to bring joy and confusion simultaneously! 🎶👑 It seems the queen's legacy lives on in the hearts of her forgetful subjects, as they belt out "God save the Quing" in a delightful mix-up of history and enthusiasm. Long live the Quing! 🤣 #RoyalConfusion