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When your brain decides it just wanted some cardio 🤔🏃♂️ #MysteryTrips 🚪😂
15 Funny forgetting quotes
For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.
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Sounds like I need to add "mind reader" to my resume… or maybe just "professional forgetter"! 🙃🧠🚶♂️
Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.
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When you upgrade your couch to a luxury suite with just one forgotten date! 🛋️➡️🛏️😅
Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.
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Oh no, now I'm just a shiny potato with no seasoning! 🥔✨😂
The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.
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"Memory of a goldfish in training! 🐠 P.S. If you see my keys, remind them who I am! 🔑😂"
I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.
I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of finally reaching that age where the appropriate response to news of pregnancy isn't just panic and confusion 😅👶 Congratulations on reaching this milestone of adulting where feigning excitement becomes a necessary skill! 🎉"
My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.
Commentary:
"Introducing the master of memory lapses and forgetting names faster than a squirrel on caffeine! 🤷♂️💥 Say hello to the Forget-Me-Not King/Queen! 🤣👑 #NameGameStrong"
Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.
Commentary:
"Oh, the art of pretending gone wrong! 🙈 Texting back can be such a perilous endeavor, with great power comes great forgetfulness! 💬🚫 #SorryNotSorry"
Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.
Commentary:
"Oops! Looks like I've left my trusty sword of connectivity at home today. 🤦♂️ Who knew that facing the day without our phones would be as nerve-wracking as facing a dragon without a sword? 🐉⚔️ Stay brave, fellow modern-day knights, and may we all survive this epic quest of forgetfulness!"