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Looks like the previous writer left the character in "uh-oh" mode, and the new writer's here for "damage control" duty! 😅✍️📚
43 Funny character quotes
Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.
Commentary:
Looks like I'm about to start my new career as a professional coin juggler 💰🏃♂️✨
Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.
Commentary:
Trying to stay low-key on Twitter like a ninja in a library 📚🤫 #AvoidTheSpotlight
I’ve been a main character since birth.
Commentary:
Sounds like the camera crew has been following you around for a while! 🎬😂🌟
The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.
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I didn't sign up for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, yet here I am, crying over fictional characters like it's my cardio workout for the week! 📚😂💔
I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.
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When your taste buds have higher standards than your life choices 🤔🍽️😆
“Fox Mulder” is an aggressively sexy name.
Commentary:
Proof that even FBI agents can come with a sense of style—and smolder! 🔥🕵️♂️👽
Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.
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Plot twist: That eye wasn't just for decoration! 👁️😆✨
Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.
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Why do I suddenly feel the urge to start calling everyone "The"? 🐻🤔🎉
There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.
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Is this the day I find out my friend is secretly a superhero or just really good at coffee runs? 🦸♀️☕️👔