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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

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Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.