Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.