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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

May 21, 2026

“Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

Apr 1, 2026

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

Mar 31, 2026

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Mar 31, 2026

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Mar 30, 2026

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Mar 30, 2026

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Mar 30, 2026