Commentary:
Work less, live more! Can I get a "heck yeah" from my couch? 🛋️😴 #Priorities
Funny workload quotes
To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.
Commentary:
Who knew "growth" meant a promotion to chief stress officer? 😂💼🔝
“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”
Commentary:
Looks like my to-do list is in witness protection 😂📝🚫
Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.
Commentary:
When juggling life's craziness, I need more screens than an action movie hacker! 📺🤯💻
If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.
Commentary:
Guess I’ll need to bring my juggling skills to the office! 🤹♂️📈😅
The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.
Commentary:
"Efficiency is just a fancy word for 'congratulations, here’s more work!' 🎉🗂️🤣"
If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.
Commentary:
"Reading between the lines of a 'Come grow with us' sign: Get ready to sprout some extra arms and legs, because you're in for a multi-tasking marathon! 🌱💼🏃♂️ #TeamOfOne"