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118 Funny body quotes

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it's illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025
People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025
My body is like an elastic band - no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Out of all my body parts, I'm sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding."

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025