141 Funny body quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

  Commentary:
  "When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: New gender discovered—Legtacular! 🤣🪑👖"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize their secret is saying no to fries while my secret is… extra fries 😂🍟 #Oops"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

  Commentary:
  Well, who knew that "sexy" was officially on the list of acceptable reasons to call in? 💁‍♀️✨ Forget about sick days—if you're feeling a little off your glamorous game, just swipe that resignation letter and stay home! 😂💃 Because honestly, sometimes even your mirror needs a day off from your fabulousness. 🔥🙈 #SelfCare #WorkFromYawn

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic quest for the elusive “skinny” flavor—because nothing beats the feeling of literally starving for that perfect moment of satisfaction! 😂🍎 Remember, balance is key, and sometimes a slice of pizza is just as good as a run on the treadmill! 🍕🏃‍♀️💫

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Short men store so much anger in their little body.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those tiny but mighty guys are packing a serious punch of attitude! 💥👊 Remember, big personalities come in small packages — and apparently, a lot of fiery energy too! 🔥😄 Who knew anger management could be so compact? 📦😅

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the human struggle: trying to find a balance between listening to your body and not letting it run the show. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe if we all had snackceptional self-control, we'd be napping less and snacking more. 🛌🍪 #SnacksOnTheBrain"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My body looks like I have a great personality.

  Commentary:
  😆 "My body looks like I have a great personality… Yep, my abs are hiding under layers of charm and wit! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a six-pack when you've got a six-sense of humor, am I right? 😂 #BodyConfidenceGoals"

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