Stretching my back isnβt enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"BRB, just unscrewing my spine like it's IKEA furniture! π οΈπ #SpinalSpaDay" Related funny posts π€ IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores. Me: Maybe itβs the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir. My bed is from Ikea, so itβs more unstable than i am. Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA. IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.