When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sudden confidence boost: just add Walmart! ππ #ThinnestOnAisle5" Related funny posts π€ There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart. It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart. I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so donβt get too excited. In case no one told you today. Iβm beautiful. Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.