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Ah, yes, I'm at that age where my knees crack louder than my morning coffee machine.
220 Funny body quotes
The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?
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Apparently, my body thinks it's hydrating the Sahara instead of just being a human! 🚰🤔💦
Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.
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Trying to lose weight or just testing if my house can double as a fridge? 🥶🤔 #ForeverChilly
I had a healthy appendix removed, just to show the other organs that I will not tolerate any bullshit.
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Who knew the appendix was the first organ to be voted off the island? 🤨🏝️ #AppendixEviction
I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.
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Looks like my genes filed a restraining order against my glow-up! 💥🧬😅
Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.
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That's one epic road trip! 🚗💉 Hopefully, there's a rest stop at the lymph nodes! 😂🌎
Just shaved my whole body for Santa.
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Looks like you're ready for a spot on Santa's sleek reindeer team! 🦌🎅✨
The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.
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Running out of catchy names for body wash? Someone needs to toe the line! 🚿😂🦶
Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.
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Humans: basically just complicated food processors 🍽️➡️💩🤣
My body is a vessel for various dips.
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Guess I'm a dip-lomat managing multiple delicious territories! 🥳🥚🎉