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Running out of catchy names for body wash? Someone needs to toe the line! 🚿😂🦶
213 Funny body quotes
Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.
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Humans: basically just complicated food processors 🍽️➡️💩🤣
My body is a vessel for various dips.
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Guess I'm a dip-lomat managing multiple delicious territories! 🥳🥚🎉
Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.
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That's some serious commitment to the art of posting! 🪒😄
My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.
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Sounds like your heart's on a permanent staycation! 🏖️💖🤯
I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.
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When did I sign up for a lifetime subscription to this needy biological Tamagotchi? 🙄🛁🍽️💤
When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.
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Sounds like a solid negotiation tactic with the metabolism gods! 🍕🤝😂
Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.
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Totally agree! Could you imagine using fine wine for a water cooler refill? 🍷🚫🖇️
I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.
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Curiosity didn't just kill the cat; it got me kicked out of the library for asking "Where's the section on world's strangest records?" 😄🔍📚
Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.
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Sounds like a selfie with extra steps! 📸😂