Iām a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs spa treatments when you can go full throwback! šš¼ #OGGlow" Related funny posts š¤ My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea. Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse. Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z. If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing” My first mistake of my life was my birth.