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  • Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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    ๐Ÿคฃ Sure, just be prepared to leave a part of yourself behind for posterity! ๐Ÿพ Who needs a fancy rug when you've got a friend like me shedding everywhere, right? ๐Ÿ™ˆ #FriendshipGoals #PetHairEverywhere