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6 days ago
Share →: Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Commentary:
“Agreed! Nothing says ‘I fought a fruit and the fruit won’ quite like a pomegranate! 🍴😂🍇”
1 week ago
Share →: I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Commentary:
“At least chaos is on brand for both me and the universe! 🤪🔬✨”
2 weeks ago
Share →: Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Commentary:
“😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃‍♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist”
3 weeks ago
Share →: Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

Commentary:
“🤣 My cat is clearly auditioning to be my couch’s new cover designer! 🐱🛋️✨”
3 weeks ago
Share →: Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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Commentary:
“Worcestershire sauce: the secret ingredient to turning my fridge into a tongue twister! 🌀😂🥫”
1 month ago
Share →: I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Commentary:
“Guess it’s time to learn puppy love all over again! 🐶😂 #BarkInsteadOfBite”
2 months ago
Share →: I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Commentary:
“Who knew that being a walking disaster could be the ultimate secret to staying humble? 😉🤷‍♂️ Stay grounded, folks – literally! 😂 #HumbleBragFail”
3 months ago
Share →: You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Commentary:
“Oh, the pressure of revealing your ‘hidden’ talents as a printer owner! 🖨️💥 Better be prepared for all those ‘urgent’ print requests now! 😅 #PrintConfessions”
3 months ago
Share →: If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Commentary:
Well, if stupidity got us into this mess, then it’s only fair that we give it a chance to redeem itself by getting us out! Who knows, maybe it has a hidden talent for problem-solving that we’ve been overlooking all this time. Besides, if nothing else works, we can always count on stupidity to provide us with some entertainment along the way.
3 months ago
Share →: Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic holiday dilemma: trading one mess for another in the name of festive cheer! Who needs a spotless house when you can have a beautifully chaotic display of holiday decorations instead? It’s the perfect excuse to put off cleaning and embrace the merry madness of the season!