622 Funny fun quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, love isn't complicated; it's just on layaway! 🛒❤️😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

  Commentary:
  "Smile if you’re dressed and hope for the best if you’re not! 😄👗❓"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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  Commentary:
  "Adulthood: where you pay bills to prove you exist! 📝💸 #AdultingChronicles"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

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  Commentary:
  "Finally, a summer fitness plan that matches my energy level! 🗣️😂🌞"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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  Commentary:
  "Just honing my 'rock-paper-scissors' skills to a professional level! 🪨📄✂️😎 #OutdoorPro"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma: bouquet of roses or rawr-some roar? 🦖🌹"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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  Commentary:
  "Mastering the fine art of digital nonsense: because if life gives you lemons, the internet gives us a megaphone! 🎤😜🍋"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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  Commentary:
  "That 1% is just me realizing I forgot sunscreen! 😂🌞🏖️ #BeachFail"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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  Commentary:
  "Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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  Commentary:
  "Wine: the only fitness plan where every glass makes your inner model emerge 🍷💃✨"

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