My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why run a marathon when you can run a comedic sketch? 🏃♀️😂 #CardioIsOptional" Related funny posts 🤝 I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance. I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again. Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.” Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline. Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.