I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Taking 'a big monster on the course' a little too literally! ⛳🦖🌪️ #WindmillNemesis" Related funny posts 🤝 Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him. Taking action is my least favorite thing to take. The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction. If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more. The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).