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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

Commentary:
"Guess it's time to update the resume to include 'Professional Office Gymnast' 😂🏃‍♂️🦋 #ZoomiesUnleashed"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, around, butterfly, butterfly net, chase, chasing, fun, fun activity, got, hr, humor, me, net, work, workplace, workplace humor, zoomy on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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