I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Living my best life one french fry at a time! ππ #Goals" Related funny posts π€ I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry. For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me. He took my last fry, your honor. Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little. My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I donβt want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.