You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just discovered Mahjong and my hip cracked in excitement! 🎉🀄️🎊 #OldIsTheNewYoung" Related funny posts 🤝 I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years. I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira. The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them? At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip. Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.