One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Wait, you mean bars have exits?! π€―πΊπͺ #LifeHacks" Related funny posts π€ All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave. An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home. I just turned on my carβs seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to. Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm. Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.